Advice From Max (Don’t Get On Stage While Cage Is Rhyming)

Advice From Max (Don’t Go On A Talk Show With Dame Dash and Cam’ron)

They’re probably going to try to make you look stupid.

Advice From Max (Don’t Watch This Clip If You Don’t Want Nightmares)

Advice From Max (Don’t Become A Scientologist)

Advice From Max (Stay Off Of Wood, Ma)

Advice From Max (Get Yourself A Set Of Wildlife Picture Cards Homie)

Advice From Max (Don’t Be A Sportscaster, Dude)

Advice From Max (Don’t Hire Retarded People For Online Shopping Shows)

Advice From Max (Make Sure That You’ve Really Gone To Commercial Before You Wild Out)

Advice From Max (Only Battle Grimy, Unsigned Rappers In Safe Enviornments)